Order your Google
review card now.
Give us your website. We'll find your Google listing.
No website? Type your business name instead — same box.
Five designs
Pick one. It's your card either way.
Your name and your own code, printed on solid board. Same price whichever you choose.
What arrives
One for the counter. One for the door.
A card in a solid oak base, and the same design as a sticker.
Tabletop review card
A printed board that slides into a base of solid oiled oak, handmade in the UK. The board comes out, so it can be reprinted if you rebrand.
6 × 4″ portrait · £24
Kiss-cut sticker
The same design in vinyl. Kiss-cut means the vinyl is cut and the backing isn't, so it peels off in one piece.
4 × 3″ · £5
How it works
Just three steps.
Straight answer
No gating, no incentives, no fakes.
This makes it easy to leave a review. It does not make it easy to get a good one.
Fake and incentivised reviews are unlawful in the UK under the DMCC Act 2024. We won't build the features that break it.
FAQ
Questions, answered.
Can you pay people to leave reviews?
No, and we won't help you try. Google's policies ban incentivised reviews and the Digital Markets, Competition and Consumers Act 2024 makes fake and paid-for reviews illegal in the UK. Everything here does one thing: makes it easy for a customer who already wants to say something to actually do it.
Does it filter out the bad ones?
No. Some products ask "how was your experience?" and only send the happy ones to Google. That's review-gating — banned by Google and unlawful here. Scanning our QR takes anyone straight to your listing, whatever they're about to write.
What if I don't have a website?
Type your business name instead. The Google listing is what matters, and plenty of cafés, barbers and takeaways have a listing and no website at all.
Is this a subscription?
No. You buy the stands and stickers once. Nothing recurs and nothing appears in your plans.
What if my QR points at the wrong branch?
You see the exact Google listing — name, address, rating and the link itself — before you pay, and we re-read it from Google at the moment of purchase. The QR also goes through us rather than straight to Google, so the destination can be corrected even after the ink is dry.
How long does it take?
Printed and posted within 48 hours, from the UK. The oak bases are made here too.